One of the advantages to being part of the Let's Encrypt team is early access to the closed beta. As such, I've been able to issue a handful of certificates from the service. For example: usr.bin.coffee. There's a lot of other upsides as well, such as working with incredible people to make something super-high visibility for the public good.

So, enjoy my novelty domain: /usr/bin/coffee. It has other flavors, such as usr.local.bin.coffee and plain bin.coffee.